adamusprime:

overtheunderpass:

i shit you not

today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED

i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast

he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong

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digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…

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socal-kid:

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aprilxbabyy:

Hahaha love ittt.

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invadertwonkie:

twflyingv:

arboresqu:

whenthesunshinesthrough:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)

#headcanon: pickles has this shower  #plus the scream-activeated lighting #so when he starts to freak about the water and tiles and screams  #its just another layer of IM GOING TO DIE

oh my GOD A+ headcanon

:O

He’d LOVES this! I knows whats to gets him fors his birthsday!

MAHMM!!!

lakilester:

pygmypuffs:

thedailywhat:

Afternoon Snack: From CNBC sports (and sometimes fast-food) reporter Darren Rovell, a big announcement via Twitter:

FIRST LOOK: Taco Bell launching Beefy Nacho Burrito on Wednesday: Nachos inside a burrito (99 cents)

This gratuitous one-upping of its own Doritos Locos Taco earns Taco Bell bragging rights for reaching the height of excess where tacos are concerned. But while the Beefy Nacho Burrito is still no match for Pizza Hut’s Crown Crust Carnival Pizza, at least it will be available stateside.

[uproxx]

oh my god nachos in a burrito please yes

Oh my godddddd SETTING AN ALARM FOR THE RELEASE DATE OF THIS AS WE SPEAK

welcometoda:

Not so Leetle Black Raincloud by ~Reanimated-K

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abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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lakilester:

joekage:

paolanyappyneko:

nya!

Oh my gdo cryinopg litearlly crying I love you Mami

too bad she dead